Squatting toilets

I was so confused when I walked into one of the public bathrooms and there was a squatting toilet in the stall. It looked so awkward and unsanitary. Needless to say I decided to hold out for a normal toilet somewhere else.

Luckily there are normal toilets in our dorm room, and in nicer facilities such as malls. Oh yea, and there are handicap bathrooms that have normal toilets. My goal is to never have to use one of them, because they freak me out beyond belief.


The guys are less fortunate than us about the toilets. We are in the honors dorms, and they are in the regular dorms. (See people, it pays to study hard, you get rewarded with a good toilet!) They were just as confused as I about the whole squatting thing, so they went to the store and bought lawn chairs. They cut a hole in the middle of the chair, and just take it with them when duty calls; ingenious. Our professor fell on the floor laughing when he found out what they bought the chairs for.